LET IT GOOOOO

My name is Alana and I like a whole lot of stuff. Hella sass, kiss my…

vinebox:

When you kiss your teeth at your parents then try to play it off

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minionvoice:

anime-official:

minionvoice:

Can You Guess Who These Minions Are?
Reblog With The Names Of The Four Minions Show Here For A Chance To Win a Trip To DisneyWorld!

their names areassmcdougaldick piece of shitlarge muscle cock

Just Fuck of..

minionvoice:

anime-official:

minionvoice:

Can You Guess Who These Minions Are?

Reblog With The Names Of The Four Minions Show Here For A Chance To Win a Trip To DisneyWorld!

their names are
ass
mcdougal
dick piece of shit
large muscle cock

Just Fuck of..

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sooo-two-years-ago:

all the other kids with the

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better run, better run
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rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

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julianastudillo:

sapphicdalliances:

the world is incredible. there are girls in this world, and there are also dogs. you can put melted cheese on any type of potato.  sometimes flowers grow even when nobody is there to water them. right now on this same planet where we live there are people who are in love with each other kissing each other on the nose. emotions and colours are both things that exist. everything is so great

i needed this, thank you.

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barnacleboyofficial:

maljoylove:

indiscoverable:

stardustkr7:

justplainsomething:

morice:

songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics

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I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.

The-song-that-must-not-be-named

We don’t talk about it

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ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES

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jrdyn:

honestly what the hell

HE FOUND THE BERRIES

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shewillbelubed:

this is the best thing i’ve ever written

shewillbelubed:

this is the best thing i’ve ever written

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